The Wellemagdeveren of South Cahadonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Ange Bynensdotte with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.765 billion Cahadonian hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wölhenstatt. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cahadonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Vermünts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,957 Vermünts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime is totally unknown. South Cahadonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is -.

South Cahadonia is ranked 3,445^th in the world and 6^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 234.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.